If Steve Carell doesn’t win his SAG tonight…

Nick Thune | Here Girl (For A Lost, Pregnant Dog)

I wanna put your flyer on my flagpole but,
I don’t have any staples.
I guess I got to go to Office Depot!

“Aziz posing with the co-presidents (only two members) of the Black and Jewish Entertainers at 2012 Sundance (me and Drizzy). It’s a small club, but we have a lot of political influence.” - Rashida Jones (x)

Where it all began: Lennon Parham and Jessica St. Clair at the UCB Theatre.

Comediennes Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham met more than a decade ago at New York’s famed improvisational comedy theater the Upright Citizens Brigade, and as St. Clair recalls, came together over a mutual appreciation of sweater sets.
Today, their friendship has morphed into a new comedy, BFF, which debuts on NBC this spring. (x)

Thanks booboos!
I’ve been here since 2009 (good god..) and I was happy with 67 followers. This might’ve taken way too long by other people’s Tumblr standards but I’m totally happy with it. I appreciate you ladies and few gents!
Here’s my blogroll! Love each other!!1!1!

Not this shit again Hamm!

Tina’s parents about Jimmy.

cheia:

WASSUUUUP? YEAH BABY! I’m here today to apologize for my earlier comments. I used an offensive term to describe a group of people who made America the great… continent that it is today. These kick-ass people have given the world countless bodacious things like The Birther Movement, intelligent design, water parks… no, I will not endorse water parks. They are a cesspool of disease and people boo you when you walk back down the stairs. You know what you people have given the world? Girls Gone Wild, the Golden Globes, cans that tell you how cold beer is, Florida, Bratz dolls. Because of you, there may be an Entourage movie! You know what, I give up. You should know better, but no. You’re just gonna keep on riding motorcycles, having unprotected sex and voting against free health care. You will make the same self-destructive decisions over and over and you will never really be happy. And your jaw will hurt all the time. No one will make you Deutsche pancakes or welcome you home smelling of hot dog water and onion. Or let you break out of jail when you play monopoly. Oh my God, I’m such an idiot!

30 Rock, 6x03 Idiots Are People Three!

nintendojukebox:

Coconut Mall - Mario Kart Wii (2008)