men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
The Queen of Rap slaying with Queen Bey. ***Flawless
Pete Davidson On Jimmy Kimmel Live
New SNL featured player seems mighty promising!
I just got out of my first relationship. I’m very happy. I am. ‘Cause she wanted to get married, and I was like, “No, I have acne. We can’t.” I’m still in between acne creams right now. I can’t even commit to an acne cream.
"What you need to survive [a red carpet]? Uhm, fast feet, just keep moving."
nbcsnl 40th anniversary it’sugar collection
sheisdash: Umm..I’m just saying tho #nyfw #hitmypart
the minute long compilation of every time sweet dee gags on always sunny that you never knew you wanted.
Tina Fey talking about Jennifer Lawrence’s leaked nude photos. (x)