30 Rock; S02E05 Greenzo
TOM: I want to open up my own club one day, maybe call it something like Club a Dub Dub, or the Club Marine. Sort of a submarine-themed club. Or Tom’s Bistro. The word bistro is classy as shit.
Parks & Recreation; S02E17 Woman of the Year
JIMMY: Thanks for tuning in. It’s gonna be a great night with all your favorite stars. Hi, I’m your host Jimmy Fallon from Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Yeah. NBC asking the host of Late Night to come to Los Angeles to host a different show. What could possibly go wrong?
*cut to Conan*
Too soon?
As you know here on the Emmys the show is broken down to five parts; comedy, reality, drama, variety, and miniseries and movies. HA-IYAH.
PANSEXUAL FRENZY!
Party Down; S02E06 Not on Your Wife Opening Night
Liz: So, with your agoraphobia, how does this work?
Gavin: Well, it’s not easy. We can never leave the house. And we’d probably just sit around all weekend and watch TV.
Liz: Go on.
Gavin: There’s not much else to do up here besides eat and read celebrity gossip on the internet and nap the day away.
Liz: Really?
Gavin: And unfortunately, because of my phobias, we could never be physically intimate. I know, what woman would want all of that?
Liz: Um! *raises hand*
30 Rock; S03E04 Gavin Volure
Michael Ausiello: You and Michael Sheen, MAGIC!
Tina Fey: I love Michael Sheen!
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MA: Did you know that when you brought him in that it’d be as long as it is?
TF: We, uhmm, wait a minute, what are we talking about?
*both laugh*
MA: You know what we’re talking about Tina
TF: We first talked and said it would be for a few episodes. And he’s so funny. Gully, he’s really funny.
MA: Really funny.. And.. Kind of.. Hot
TF: I’m gonna let you say that because I’m a married lady
*nods to the camera*
MA: Is he gonna be back next season?
TF: I don’t know if he’ll be back next season, but I have a big plan in my head and I hope I get to realize it for whenever we want to kind of wrap things up forever, which hopefully will not be next season. I definitely have a plan to bring him back.
Jimmy Fallon appreciation post
Conan: It’s you and Ryan Reynolds and, I think you guys are so funny together. I thought you should just keep making movies with each other.
Jason: That.. I’ve been trying to get into his body for a long time.
*high fives*
