Annie Mumolo and Kristen Wiig ‘accepting’ an award for Bridesmaids at the 2012 Comedy Awards, April 28 2012
Hunger hurts, and I want him so bad, oh it kills
‘Cause I know I’m a mess he don’t wanna clean up
I got to fold ‘cause these hands are too shaky to hold
Hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much to love
Kristen: You know what, you’re a big asshole.
Hamm: So do you.
Favorite things of 2011: Bridesmaids gag reel
Maya: — Their neighbors say “You can’t take that fart in. That fart is homeless.” And they say like: “But we love this fart.”
Kristen: Wait they take in the fart? Or they take in a homeless person?
Maya: The fart is homeless.
Kristen: Aren’t all farts homeless after they come out?
Interviewer: So what should we call it? The Homeless Fart? The Fartless.. Home..?
Maya: The Homeless Fart. Poor little homeless fart.
Kristen: And the poster is just like this little cloud with eyes that goes like—
Maya: That would be pretty big in France, right?
Favorite things of 2011: KRISTEN WIIG MAYA RUDOLPH AND FARTS.mov (x)
I just want to get his attention.
