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"Creativity to me is just's like a bird, like a friendly bird that embraces all ideas...and just shoots...out of its eyes all kinds of beauty..." - Liz Lemon

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Chelsea Peretti truly laughs hardest when describing how she would murder her friends and it’s basically the best thing ever.


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Beloved comedian and podcaster Chelsea Peretti serenades a sassy caller with an attitude problem.

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11 months ago · 175 notes · originally from rachellastname
#chelsea peretti #can't #queue

“Dookie Calls” by Chelsea Peretti & Moshe Kasher

Top comedian Chelsea Peretti’s response to a stranger calling her “sweetheart.”

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1 year ago · 3,550 notes · originally from citymod
#BLESS #chelsea peretti #same

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#adam scott #chelsea peretti #silly billy

Bobby Bottleservice – Video Chat from Funny Or Die


Looks like Bobby Bottleservice has met his match with Farley aka Chelsea Peretti… #krollshow

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Chelsea Peretti and Pete Holmes discuss how they’d murder each other on two separate occasions on You Made it Weird.

“Why is it so fun to violently fantasize about murder?”

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"Really missing the antarctic, where I’ve never lived, but I miss it. You ever have that experience where you miss something you’ve never had, such as real mutual love?" — Chelsea Peretti (via walterwhited)

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SCOTT AUKERMAN: My name is Scott Aukerman, welcome to the show, and let me tell you what’s going on right here. This is a very special show. About a year ago, last August, so approximately ten months ago we all gathered in this room, this very group of people that I’m looking at right now and we recorded a podcasts - the Comedy Bang Bang podcast called Farts and Procreation. And that was basically, based upon…
CHELSEA PERETTI: We were in the trenches.
SCOTT AUKERMAN: It was based upon my…
ADAM SCOTT: We were doin’ it.
SCOTT AUKERMAN: My noticing that a good porn parody of Parks and Recreation would be Farts and Procreation.
CHELSEA PERETTI: I also disagree. Disagreement seconded.
SCOTT AUKERMAN: A fart fetish porno where you know that the woman gets pregnant.
HARRIS WITTELS: There’s a tiny camera inside the uterus and you can see a sperm.
SCOTT AUKERMAN: Well, not a tiny camera.
HARRIS WITTELS: Well, it depends on the…
SCOTT AUKERMAN: A regular sized camera.
ADAM SCOTT: There would also have to be a tiny camera in the butt to see the farts.
SCOTT AUKERMAN: Is that the proudest you’ve ever been of a sentence you uttered? (x)

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