Chelsea Peretti truly laughs hardest when describing how she would murder her friends and it’s basically the best thing ever.
Beloved comedian and podcaster Chelsea Peretti serenades a sassy caller with an attitude problem.
“Dookie Calls” by Chelsea Peretti & Moshe Kasher
Top comedian Chelsea Peretti’s response to a stranger calling her “sweetheart.”
Looks like Bobby Bottleservice has met his match with Farley aka Chelsea Peretti… #krollshow
Chelsea Peretti and Pete Holmes discuss how they’d murder each other on two separate occasions on You Made it Weird.
“Why is it so fun to violently fantasize about murder?”
SCOTT AUKERMAN: My name is Scott Aukerman, welcome to the show, and let me tell you what’s going on right here. This is a very special show. About a year ago, last August, so approximately ten months ago we all gathered in this room, this very group of people that I’m looking at right now and we recorded a podcasts - the Comedy Bang Bang podcast called Farts and Procreation. And that was basically, based upon…
CHELSEA PERETTI: We were in the trenches.
SCOTT AUKERMAN: It was based upon my…
ADAM SCOTT: We were doin’ it.
SCOTT AUKERMAN: My noticing that a good porn parody of Parks and Recreation would be Farts and Procreation.
HARRIS WITTELS: Disagree.
CHELSEA PERETTI: I also disagree. Disagreement seconded.
SCOTT AUKERMAN: A fart fetish porno where you know that the woman gets pregnant.
HARRIS WITTELS: There’s a tiny camera inside the uterus and you can see a sperm.
SCOTT AUKERMAN: Well, not a tiny camera.
HARRIS WITTELS: Well, it depends on the…
SCOTT AUKERMAN: A regular sized camera.
ADAM SCOTT: There would also have to be a tiny camera in the butt to see the farts.
SCOTT AUKERMAN: Is that the proudest you’ve ever been of a sentence you uttered? (x)