I make two things: Ramen Pride noodles and I make tuna fish with Miracle Whip mixed into it. Those are the two things I made in college, those are the two things I make now. I don’t make anything else.

thevampirediaries:

Nina Dobrev uses Conan as her human yoga wall. (x)

I’m prohibited from being on television right now. Contractually for the next 5 to 6 months. What if I just go out there and see these people who were so nice and supportive, and put on a show for them.

Favorite things of 2011: Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop

teamcoco:

Conan Delivers Chinese Food in NYC

e-pic:

“Bought this hat because I thought it would make me look cool in New York. So far, six men have asked me out.” - @ConanOBrien

teamcoco:

A whole year of CONAN condensed into four convulsion-inducing minutes? Yup. This is that.

I grew up in a tough area. It was kill or be killed. There were gangs of guys in Izod shirts.

Will Arnett playing airguitar - June 15, 2009

Conan: It’s you and Ryan Reynolds and, I think you guys are so funny together. I thought you should just keep making movies with each other.
Jason: That.. I’ve been trying to get into his body for a long time.
*high fives*