ELLIE: Can we talk about how your dime-eyed husband agrees with everything you say without a fight?
JULES: I know, it’s awesome.
Cougar Town 4x02 “I Need to Know”
JULES: Do you promise to do what Lynn said? To always be spontaneous?
GRAYSON: Of course.
JULES: It’s so pretty here. It sucks that this stupid town wouldn’t allow beach weddings.
GRAYSON: You sure you still want to do this?
JULES: Hell yeah.
The Death of Big Carl (2010-2012)
“Why’d you keep stopping to do those Michael Jackson poses in the wind?!”
Let’s Potato Chips
Yeah, but I do love the way Tom Cruise runs in movies. You know he goes faster because karate chops the air!
I’m not predictable you say / Perhaps it’s true
But when you wake / Here’s what you’ll do