Ben Wyatts that look like Liz Lemons #2 (#1)

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Cast: Tina Fey & Adam Scott
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The New Year

In 2011, Colin and Rachel were both spies. With stupid faces.
Now it’s 2012. Colin and Rachel are…still both spies (with dumber faces). But they hate their jobs, and together, they’re going to get out of this business for good.

This New Year is going to rock. your. shit.

Ben Wyatt and Liz Lemon in When Things Don’t Add Up

Tina Fey and Adam Scott on the set of When Things Don’t Add Up

BEN: [Storms in Liz’s office] Liz, it says here [flashes a piece of paper] that you ordered ten edible cheese snuggies for a sketch about two lonely pieces of bread that fight crime with scallions and find love through a mutual love of tomato sauce baths. NBC is in last place, your show averages .25 share, and with the 40% expenditure cut on TGS, you cannot be spending this frivolously.
LIZ: [In a C-3PO mocking voice] Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating a hot dog robot penis field is approximately 3,720 to 1. I’m not really interested in your opinion Ben-3PO.
BEN: I’m sorry, your worship. I’m only trying to help.
LIZ: 
BEN: So, if you could change your sketch and cut it down to two cheese snuggies. Thanks. Also, you have sauce on your shirt…which is also on backwards. [exits]
LIZ: [looks down at her shirt] NERDS!
[end scene]

AU Meme:  Weeks after becoming pregnant through artificial insemination, Liz meets Jenna’s new business manager, Ben, backstage at TGS. They start dating, bonding over their love of Star Wars, food, and his face. Soon, Liz remembers Ben from the fertility office, and realizes he’s the donor of the sperm that is growing in her stomach. (asked by Lieke)

They‘ve got some tricks up their sleeves in: 
When Things Don’t Add Up.

Ben Wyatt, a successful financial advisor moves to NYC looking for a change after a tumultuous breakup with his coworker. Not sure what his next move is, he contacts a longtime family friend, Jack Donaghy. Jack hires Ben as his personal financial advisor, which includes overseeing the financial expenditures of TGS much to Liz Lemon’s chagrin. What happens next? Only cheesy snacks, sci-fi movies, and social awkwardness can tell. May the nerds be with you.

Ben Wyatts that look like Liz Lemons