My girlfriend Lucy is the sexiest woman in town. She’s Cuban, she’s got tattoos and she’s into me, which as far as I’m concerned, is the sexiest quality a woman can have.
“I was being selfish. You put your whole life on hold for me. The very least I can do is try to return the favor.”
Parks and Recreation | Season 4, episode 1 & Season 4, episode 22
I… sad
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“I named my car Michael Fassbender, because they’re both German and they’re both sexy as hell.”
From now on we’ll be using code names, you can address me as “Eagle 1”
Hey! Weren’t you going to tell us something?
