You Can Get It
@mradamscott Other than @martinstarr great to see everyone at the Party Down reunion at #sfsketchfest (x)
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Henry: The sex was adequate but the connection to another living soul in my abyss of loneliness and despair, that was profoundly moving
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Casey: I’m the worst so.. you should be with a better person than me
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HENRY: Yeah, it’s beautiful, it’s beautiful, it is, it’s the nicest thing. It’s really great, there’s just one thing I don’t get, personally.. and that is, it says right here; ‘This schoolgirl is in for a surprise. She’s going to get a face full of jizz, and she’s going to like it.’ Yeah, so…
PORNO GUY: What’s not to get?
HENRY: Well, which one is the surprise? A surprise, singular, one surprise, but it says she’s going to get a face full of jizz and she’s going to like it. So which one is the surprise, what, that she gets a bunch of jizz on her face and she wasn’t expecting it, or that once the jizz is on her face, she finds that she actually likes it?
PORNO GUY: They’re both the surprise.
HENRY: No, they can’t be, they can’t be, because it says a surprise, right there on the box. So what I’m proposing to you right now is that we change it to ‘This schoolgirl is in for two surprises.’ Two su… no, ‘This schoolgirl is in for some surprises,’ because then that opens it up, and there can be, this whole box can be covered..
PORNO GUY: How about this; you don’t take the demo.
HENRY: Okay, Okay.
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